You may have thought that I have nothing better to do other than watch T.V. and blog about it. Well, you’re wrong. I Google too!

My inspiration for the first episode of this world shattering series, was when I heard Nice To Know You by Incubus again on the radio. The intro came, I was bopping my head and drumming my hands on the table along with the music and sang … “Better than watching Geller bending silver spoons. Better than –” … wait a minute, who the hell is Geller? Thus the journey to useless knowledge began.

According to his website Uri Geller is a paranormalist famous for his psychic powers and get this, he does bend silver spoons! They also said that he used to work with the FBI and the CIA to erase KGB computer files and track serial killers using his “mind powers”. I always thought Brandon Boyd made Geller up. To read more about him, go to his site Uri-Geller.com.

There you go! I hope today’s episode quenched your thirst for useless knowledge. Tune in for the next Episode of Go Go Google Power with Ivy.

I’ve been listening to Boxcar Racer lately and getting a bit nostalgic. So here you go boys and girls, a not so cheesy love song…

There Is
Boxcar Racer

This vacation’s useless
These white pills aren’t kind
I’ve given alot of thought on this thirteen hour drive
I miss the grinded concrete where we sat past eight or nine
and slowly finished laughing in the glow of our headlights
I’ve given a lot of thought to the nights we used to have
The days have come and gone
Our lives went by so fast
I faintly remember breathing on your bedroom floor
where I laid and told you, but you swear you loved me more

Do you care if I don’t know what to say?
Will you sleep tonight, or will you think of me?
Will I shake this off, pretend it’s all okay
that there’s someone out there who feels just like me?
There is…

Those notes you wrote me
I’ve kept them all
I’ve given a lot of thought of how to write you back this fall
With every single letter
In every single word
there will be a hidden message about a boy that loves a girl

Do you care if I don’t know what to say?
Will you sleep tonight, or will you think of me?
Will I shake this off, pretend it’s all okay
that there’s someone out there who feels just like me?
There is…

Do you care if I don’t know what to say?
Will you sleep tonight, or will you think of me?
Will I shake this off, pretend it’s all okay
that there’s someone out there who feels just like me?

Do you care if I don’t know what to say?
Will you sleep tonight, or will you think of me?
Will I shake this off, pretend it’s all okay
that there’s someone out there who feels just like me?
There is…

“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named ‘Bush’, ‘Dick’, and ‘Colon.’ Need I say more?”, Chris Rock.

Some people at the office played this weird and funny music. The guy played cover songs from artist like System of a Down, Nine Inch Nails, Britney Spears, Weezer, Rage Against the Machine and etc…in lounge music! The guy loves to cuss too. It’s funny.

I looked him up and found out that his name is Richard Cheese. A Vegas lounge singer I think. His band is called Lounge Against the Machine. He looks like a mobster though. Hehehe.

And oh, look at that guy at his right - no your other right - yeah that guy, my friends would know what I’m thinking. It’s a secret…………….(I triiiiimmed my buuuush!) Sorry guys, I’m a little crazy tonight, I need sleep!

This stuff is hilarious! Love Adam Sandler! Although sometimes he gets carried away and go overboard, but it’s okay I forgive him he makes up for it on his next joke. Make sure to listen to Donald Duck Gets A B.J. and the Secret song. Enjoy!

“I trimmed my bush!”