“I did get my balls done, though. I got them unwrinkled. It’s the new thing in Hollywood - ball ironing.”, George Clooney

And this…

LMAO My Name is Earl’s recent episode Creative Writing is hilarious. Darnell’s imagination is the best though. I didn’t know he could sing like that. Here you can watch it:

Please Respect The Meat by Darnell Turner

P.S.

I heard that Jamie Presley had some help from Indianapolis cosmetic plastic surgeons or some place else. Just a rumor though.

Hey Tom, here are some tattoo ideas for you, since you like kitten huffing so much.

Anyway, I found these cute pictures of kittens in an article about kitten huffing. According to the article, kitten huffing is a healthy alternative to street drugs. Let’s begin our study:

An unhuffed cute kitten.

Kittens should be tested first before they are released in the market.

Kittens are being sold in the streets illegally for huffing.

After buying them, they are stored here or ….

if you can’t contain your excitement, you could huff them right away.

This is another way of huffing using cats. Which is reportedly dangerous.

He is the father of Kitten huffing.

What the…! This perv shouldn’t even be here. This is huffing not hoffing.

Thus end the kitten huffing crash course. If you have any questions, don’t hesitate to comment.

Note: Hope Uncyclopedia doesn’t mind me stealing their pics. I just can’t help myself, they’re just soooo cute!

This stuff is hilarious! Love Adam Sandler! Although sometimes he gets carried away and go overboard, but it’s okay I forgive him he makes up for it on his next joke. Make sure to listen to Donald Duck Gets A B.J. and the Secret song. Enjoy!

“I trimmed my bush!”